Monday, November 25, 2013

"Beast Within (Virus Undead)"

"Beast Within (Virus Undead)" ~ 2008

Netflix description =  A group of friends partying in a remote mansion battle flesh eating monsters and birds infected with a new strain of Avian flu that turns its victims into zombies.  Armed with flamethrowers, they barricade themselves inside.
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This was an ok, entertaining movie.  Combining bird flu with a zombie virus definitely creates chaos.  At times it seemed to really drag, but not enough to get boring.  My opinion, unless you really hate ravens, I would recommend it as an average British horror movie.

My score   3/5






"The Frozen"

"The Frozen" ~ 2012

Netflix description =  Stranded deep in the wintry forest after a snow mobile accident, city slickers Emma and Mike find themselves at the mercy of a creepy, silent hunter who begins to stalk them.  The situation gets even more nightmarish for Emma when Mike disappears.
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Sigh...  This was another slow, disappointing movie.  Lots of snow and whining!  Also there is nothing creepy about the sexy hunter, heck he was one of the best parts of the movie!  The story was ok, but totally predictable and again - - boring!  My opinion, not really worth the time!

My score  2.5/5  (.25 for sexy hunter)


Saturday, November 23, 2013

"The Lost Tribe"

"The Lost Tribe" ~ 2010

Netflix description = When their boat plows into a rock during a pleasure cruise, 5 friends swim to safety on a deserted island, only to learn they aren't alone.  It turns out a race of ancient creatures calls the island home... and they've got a taste for human flesh.  With odds like that, exiting the island with their lives intact will be next to impossible.
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Yawn!  It took me several times over several days to finally watch this entire movie.  What a disappointment!  This was a giant snooze-fest.  Often I will say that some movies are good background noise, bc they are still entertaining even if you catch just bits and pieces.... this didn't even qualify for background noise.  My opinion... Dont bother!

My score 2/5


"Red Mist (Freakdog)"

"Red Mist (Freakdog)" ~ 2008

Netflix description =  A young doctor decides to test an experimental drug on a man who's been languishing in a coma, and the procedure has unexpected consequences.  Although the mans body remains rooted to his hospital bed, his spirit can move around at will.
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What a surprising little treat!  I enjoyed this movie much more than initially anticipated.  The kill scenes were fairly creative and fun to watch.  The story itself is also well played... right to the very end.  Certainly worth the watch!

My score 3.25/5


"Airborne"

"Airborne" ~ 2012

Netflix description =  After takeoff, the passengers on a plane discover that the pilots have been brutally murdered.  Suddenly, the plane disappears off the radar, and one by one, the passengers turn into dangerous, bloody psychopaths.
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So this was NOT the movie I was anticipating by above description.  However it was a decent action/thriller.  There were a few different storylines that did connect with a couple twists to keep it interesting.  No gore, and the end push to try to make this a horror movie, just missed its mark.  Still....  I didn't dislike it, so I give it a truly average rating.


My score 3/5

Thursday, November 21, 2013

"Graveyard Shift"

"Graveyard Shift" ~ 1990

Netflix description =  Hired by a textile mill, some new graveyard shift workers are told to rid the plants underground floors of rats.  But what lurks in the tunnels isn't just any rats nest - - theres one giant, man-eating rodent waiting for his midnight snack.
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I knew I that I had read this story, but as I watched the movie, it became clear I had never seen it.  It was an ok movie, totally truly average creature feature.  Worth the watch, but at same time good background movie

My score   2.5/5

"Spliced (The Wisher)"

"Spliced (The Wisher)" ~ 2002

Netflix description = After fleeing the theater in fright at the screening of a horror movie, a teen girl is pursued by the films villain, a deformed killer known as The Wisher, who soon begins invading her dreams and making her darkest wishes come true.
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This was a good teen scream type movie.  It was almost typical bad wishes story, but enough twist to make it interesting.  Also a big twist at the end is worth it.  I would certainly recommend the watch!!


My score  3/5

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

"Creature"

"Creature" ~ 2011

Netflix description = A group of friends partying in the wilds of Louisiana get into a fight for their lives when a beastly half-man - half-alligator that locals call Lockjaw comes searching for food - - - and for a new bride!!
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This was a fun, fun movie, that I personally really enjoyed.  I knew as soon as I saw Sid Haig in the cast list that this creature feature was for me!  This was a good story, with an even better better backstory .  There is some gore and good kill scenes, also full frontal female nudity within the first minute.  All in all - go watch!!

My score 4/5


"The Legend of Lucy Keyes"

"The Legend of Lucy Keyes" ~ 2006

Netflix description = In this supernatural thriller, inspired by actual events, a family moves into a farmhouse only to be haunted by the story of Lucy Keyes, the missing girl who once lived there with her mother, who died never knowing what happened to her daughter.
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I enjoyed this movie.  It had a few good jumps and a great backstory.  Also the way all characters stories entwined together made this even more fun.  Certainly worth the watch!

My score  3/5

Sunday, November 17, 2013

"Grabbers"

"Grabbers" ~ 2012

Netflix description = When alien monsters go on a murderous rampage on an Irish island, the only survivor is drunk - - because alcohol makes blood toxic to the aliens.  Now, as a sober cop tries to stop the carnage, the rest of the town must get wasted in order to survive.
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So information says that this is a British film, so I would definitly describe this as a British version of a made for Syfy channel movie, and I loved it!  It was another huorribly wonderful creature feature.  There are a few decent kill scenes but nothing gorey, and of course and entire island in Ireland having to be drunk to live, is such a play on stereotypes you cant help but be amused.  Again, silly movie, but great fun and worth the watch!

My score     3.5/5


"Primal"

"Primal" ~ 2010

Netflix description = A wholesome outback adventure turns gruesome when one member of a group of friends on a camping trip takes an ill advised dip that transforms a quiet night under the stars into a terrifying struggle for survival.  The ancient cave paintings that the group has come to observe is linked to the elemental evil confronting them, but they are too busy trying to stay alive to figure out the mystery that holds the key to it all.
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I really really enjoyed this flick! It was a fun teen scream camping adventure!  I loved the interaction of characters, before and after some great gory kill scenes.  The entertainment continues to the very last word said.  Definitely worth the watch!!

My score  3.5/5


Wednesday, November 13, 2013

"Walled In"

"Walled In" ~ 2009

Netflix description =  Young engineer Sam is hired to oversee the demolition of a remote building, only to learn that the architect in a perversion of Egyptian mythology, has buried people alive in the walls.
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This was a good "thriller" genre of stories, but it was not a horror movie.  This was a fun suspenseful movie, with lots of backstories intertwining.  It did have its slow moments, but over all a good watch.


My score  3/5

"Fingerprints"

"Fingerprints" ~ 2006

Netflix description =  A small town lies in limbo 50 years after a horrific accident that saw a train plow into a school bus filled with children.  Can a troubled teenager fresh out of rehab unlock the truth about what caused the terrible tragedy.
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I went in already knowing that I had liked this movie.  I have seen it edited for tv a few times now.  However finally seeing the true uncut / unedited was even better.  This is a good ghost story filled with jumps and surprises making it over all a treat to watch.


My score     3/5

"Spiderhole"

"Spiderhole" ~ 2010

Netflix description = In search of a place to live as squatters, four London art students come upon the perfect place, an empty house that appears to be theirs for the taking.  But once inside they realize they're sharing space with a deeply evil presence.
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I liked this movie.  It was slow going at times, but overall a good story.  The characters are likable and fairly predictable.  There is not a lot of gore in this film, but enough subtle creepiness to keep you watching and on edge.  Worth the watch.


My score    3/5

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

"Zombie Massacre"

"Zombie Massacre" ~ 2013

Netflix description =  When a bacteriological weapon developed by the U.S. government spreads an epidemic that turns a quiet little towns residents into zombie hordes.  A band of mercenaries is sent to eliminate the threat by detonating an atomic bomb.
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This movie was cheesetastic!  All of it just seemed so silly, from the bad acting, to bad situation.  The "American President's" phone call right around 26 min was so funny I went back to watch it again, and still laughed my ass off.  Anyhow a few good scares, lots of zombie gore and certainly worth the watch!


My score  3/5


"Sharknado"

"Sharknado" ~ 2013

Netflix description =  When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks are swept up in tornados and deposited all over the city, where they terrorize the shocked residents.  Among them is bar owner Fin, who must rescue his estranged wife and daughter.
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I know you have been waiting for this one - - I loved this movie!!  All the haters can sit down and / or quit reading, but first, what were you expecting from a movie called "Sharknado"?... I mean really??  This awesome combination of natural disaster plus creature feature is brilliant.  The effects are terrible, as is the acting, but it is a fun watch!!  Im glad that I finally got to see it, and I say go in with the knowledge that its a Syfy movie and just enjoy it!  Go watch lol


My score 4.5/5


"Splintered"

"Splintered" ~ 2010

Netflix description =  Teenager Sophie persuades her skeptical friends to help track a mythical beast rumored to be prowling the wilds of Wales.  But the mates lark turns lethal when they get trapped in a deserted boarding school, facing a predator thats all to real.
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This was a pretty ok movie, but its very easily forgettable.  Ive now seen this a couple times, and each time the story is gone quicker than watching it was.  I don't know why I can't retain it....  Anyhow again for the most part it is a good, incredibly average movie, some good scares and fun to watch.


My score  3/5  (but just barely)

Monday, November 11, 2013

"Wreckage"

"Wreckage" ~ 2010

Netflix description =  After their car breaks down, Jake, Kate, Rick and Jessica take refuge in a junkyard, unaware that an escaped convict is on the loose.  When Kate is hurt, Jake goes for help.  But when he returns, Jessica's dead and the others are no where to be found.
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I'm really unsure what to say about this movie.  I didn't hate it.  I didn't love it.  It was almost painfully average, with no staying power.  By that I mean, the movie is easily forgettable.  All in all the classic formula for any horror movie, campy humor, some gore, some jumps and I believe gratuitous nudity.  lol  Again generically average so.....


My score      3/5

"Kill Katie Malone"

"Kill Katie Malone" ~ 2010

Netflix description =  Three friends buy a wooden box containing a ghost said to grant their every wish.  Nut the seller didn't warn them of the spirits true nature.  For each wish fulfilled, the entity demands a human soul in return, and the debt is mounting fast.
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This was not the ghost story that I was expecting, and I must say it was a nice surprise!  The story grabs your attention and holds it even before the opening credits.  The storyline is good and fairly creative.  The characters are likeable and of course some good kill scenes!  The twist towards the end is also very well done.  Basically its a good movie and you should go watch it!!

My score   3/5

Thursday, November 7, 2013

"13Teen (For Sale by Owner)"

"13Teen (For Sale by Owner)" ~ 2005

Netflix description =  On edge over news that a serial killer is at large, Sera arrives home to find a real estate agent waiting for her, and she reluctantly invites him in.  As Sera grows fearful of her guest, an alarm system technician arrives.  Can she trust either man??
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I would not have put this in the horror genre, but Im glad they did, thus leading to me watching and enjoying it.  This is a great suspenseful who done it type of mystery.  Red flags everywhere, who do you trust, why, etc.... And of course some great twists at the end!  Over all good movie and definitely worth the watch!!



My score   3.5/5

"Twixt"

"Twixt" ~ 2012

Netflix description =  In this Gothic horror film from Francis Ford Coppola, a has been writer becomes embroiled in a murder mystery during a stop on his book tour.  The ghost of a girl appears in his dreams and reveals some surprising and dark secrets.
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This was a very interesting dark tale.  There were so many stories all playing at once that at times it did seem a little off in the storytelling itself, but still good.  I liked the use of lighting and character development, and of course the twists and intertwining of tales.  I would definitely say worth the watch!


My score  3/5

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

"Smile"

"Smile" ~ 2009

Netflix description = What seems like a lucky find. turns out to be a bloody harbinger of death foretold.  When students vacationing in Morocco stumble upon an antique instant camera.  The fun of capturing images, quickly diminishes when the subjects start turning up dead.
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I  really enjoyed this movie.  I would have to say it is move in the "thriller" genre, than "horror", but a good story none the less.  The kill scenes were muted, but attainable, and again the story is good enough to hold attention.  Worth the watch.

My score    3/5

"Darkroom"

"Darkroom" ~ 2013

Netflix description = After killing three people in an auto accident, a young woman named Michelle is ordered into rehab.  On her counselor's advice, she takes a job that lands her in a mansion - - with a trio of psychotic siblings hell bent on purging her sins.
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This was an interesting tale full of surprising twists and morbid turns.  Parts were a little slow, but worth it as the storyline progresses into a really good movie.  Definitely worth watch!!


My score   3/5


"Scream"

"Scream" ~ 1996

Netflix Description  =  Horror maven, Wes Craven - - paying homage to teen horror classics such as Halloween and Prom Night - - turns the genre on its head with this tale of a murderer who terrorizes hapless teenager Sidney Prescott by offing everyone she knows.
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Another great classic movie!  As many times as I have seen this, I still enjoy it every time!  For the time it was released it was a new type of storyline and was fun, imaginative and creative.  Now its just a fun watch!  If you've (for whatever reason and Im not judging...) never seen this classic.... go watch!!


My score 4/5


Saturday, November 2, 2013

"Pet Sematary"

"Pet Sematary" ~ 1989

Netflix description =  Louis Creed moves his family to the country and discovers a cursed burial ground on his property that brings the dead back to life - - yet with an added streak of evil.  An accident soon forces the heartbroken father to contemplate the unthinkable.
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This has always been one of my favorite Stephen King stories.  Whats not to love about this classic!  After 24 years I still get goosebumps and a couple good jump scares.  I had forgotten how gorey the uncut for tv version is, so it was nice to watch the whole thing again.  If you haven't seen this, go watch!!

My score    4/5


"Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight"

"Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight" ~ 1994

Netflix description = A wanderer named Brayker has the last of seven keys that hold the power to eliminate evil and protect the world from darkness.  The Evil Collector, however, possesses the other six, and assembles a team of walking dead to take out Brayker.
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In true "Cryptkeeper" form, this movie was fun and truly entertaining, even a couple good scares.  The backstory is unique making the front story even stronger.  The characters are also enough over the top that you cant help but root for some and wish some gory doom on others.  Definitely worth the watch!


My score    3.5/5


Friday, November 1, 2013

"Inkubus"

"Inkubus" ~ 2011

Netflix description =  A group of cops stuck on the night shift find themselves thrust into a world of supernatural brutality when a man claiming to be a demon named Inkubus wanders into the precinct house, holding a bloody severed head and looking to settle an old score.
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I really really enjoyed this movie!  The story, as it continues to play itself out is fairly creative and well told.  The gore factor is high, and a fun watch!  This is one that I would highly recommend!


My score    4/5


"Pumpkinhead 2:Blood Wings"

"Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings" ~ 1994

Netflix description =  After killing an old witch, 6 teens accidentally resuscitate the demonic Pumpkinhead - - only now hes propelled by the soul of a deformed, murdered boy.  With his mind on revenge, Pumpkinhead seeks out the people who brought him back to life.
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This was just what to expect when watching a Pumpkinhead movie.  B-movie entertainment that is campy, cheesy and a fun ride with a vengeance demon.

My score  3/5

"A Haunting in Salem"

"A Haunting in Salem" ~ 2011

Netflix description = In this spine chilling indie horror flick, a sheriff relocates to Salem Mass. with his family - - only to discover that the house they've moved into is plagued by an ancient curse and haunted by malicious spirits.
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I thought that this was a really fun "haunted house" The story and backstory are very well told and intertwined.  Even got a couple of jumps out of me.  In all certainly worth the watch!!

My score   3/5